Thank you, oh burglar(s), who broke into my home on Tuesday and invaded my privacy, stole my possessions (including my computer), and broke window panes. Thank you for giving me the opportunity to change my lifestyle and way of thinking. I’ve just purchased and am now writing to you via a lovely new apple mac book. This product is great, although I will have to reload all my music from cd to my ipod (not happy).
Otherwise, burglars, you will be caught. You will be prosecuted and I will be there to testify against you.